How about a "have you ever" game??

[TH3RD_LEG]

Never,

Have you ever felt like life was just too much

 

[FISHSHROD]

yes ( more and more every day )

Have you ever wondered where the 3rd one has been hiding ?

 

[xsdbs]

why YES I have,
have you ever had a kidney stone

 

[FISHSHROD]

No (you poor ******* )


Have you ever called someone a poor ******* and were just trying to be funny , no harm intended ?

 

[ch-47 soldier]

yes
have you ever called someone a poor ******* and meant it because you didnt like them?

 

[xsdbs]

No (you poor ******* )

yeah, attacked me last weekend in the grocery store, had no idea what was happening. That thing hurt worse than anything in my life, had to call my wife to come get me & take me to the hospital. scared the hell out of me


Have you ever called someone a poor ******* and were just trying to be funny , no harm intended ?

no harm taken
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ch-47 soldieryes
have you ever called someone a poor ******* and meant it because you didnt like them?
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yes
next person thinks we're mean

 

[FISHSHROD]

false

next person just finished playing a few songs on the guitar ?

 

[ch-47 soldier]

not at all i only know how to play the wrench on helicopters

have you ever parachuted with a trash bag off the top of your roof?

 

[xsdbs]

no,
have you ever tried to hang glide with a sheet and bamboo down the side of a hill

 

[FISHSHROD]

no

have you ever jumped into a pool and had a tooth blow out from the pressure ? ( yup )