Yo mamma jokes (just cause)

[Haydn24]

Your mums so dumb she died drinking milk (the cow fell on her).
Your mums so dumb she fell out of the tree whiilst raking leaves...

 

[coach_z]

I cant even think about the number of times i wanted to make a 'your mom' joke in peoples threads. sometimes it is just so fitting.

 

[Fishfriend1]

I cant even think about the number of times i wanted to make a 'your mom' joke in peoples threads. sometimes it is just so fitting.

Well, this is a thread for just that. Add urs to the mix!

 

[Que]

I have respect for most Moms so I'll put this one up.

Your sister is so bucktooth she can eat corn off the cob through a chain link fence.

Q

 

[Fishfriend1]

lol

 

[phreeflow]

Here's a few:
You're momma's so fat, she was baptized at Sea World.

You're momma's so fat, she was born on Monday, Tuesday, & Wednesday.

You're momma's so fat, when she wears a Malcolm X jacket, helicopters try to land on her.

Here's a throwback from the 80's:
You're momma's so fat, she wears a microwave as a beeper.

 

[Fishfriend1]

lol

 

[coach_z]

Yo Momma!

 

[Fishfriend1]

yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death ina supermarket!

Probably already on the list but still...

 

[Slappy*McFish]

Here's a few:
You're momma's so fat, she was baptized at Sea World.

You're momma's so fat, she was born on Monday, Tuesday, & Wednesday.

You're momma's so fat, when she wears a Malcolm X jacket, helicopters try to land on her.

Here's a throwback from the 80's:
You're momma's so fat, she wears a microwave as a beeper.

"You are" momma's so fat? :hitting: