Not Another GCC game.....the Corrupted Wish Game.

[FreddytheFish]

This is a game that appeals to my somewhat strange sense of humor. A posted makes a wish, and the next poster grants the wish, but grants it in a way that it turns out bad.

Example:

Poster 1: I wish I had a million dollars.
Poster 2: Granted. The gov't nails you for tax evasion, and you spends 25 years in prison. I wish it snowed.
Poster 3: Granted. You get 30 ft. of snow overnight, and you are trapped in your house for so long that your family has to resort to cannibalism. They eat you first. I wish I had a 10,000 gallon tank....

etc.

I'll go first. I wish I could teleport anywhere in a second.


:joke:

 

[fish_freak]

The teleportation machine malfunctions and your legs are left behind.

I wish I didn't have to work anymore.

 

[FreddytheFish]

Granted, you are wrongly arrested and sent to life in prison. No more work.

I wish that I won the .

 

[fish_freak]

k.

I wish that I won the .

Granted you are tuned into a girl and you just got err won your period . I didnt know what you wished for lol.

I wish I didn't feel like I am getting old

 

[fishcatch22]

granted you are turned into a baby and shall remain so for the rest of eternity.

I wish for a tofurky sandwich. (no zombie tofurkies please)

 

[jessicar613]

I wish I didn't feel like I am getting old

Granted, you're dead.

I wish I'd brought the firewood in out of the rain.

 

[fish_freak]

granted you are turned into a baby and shall remain so for the rest of eternity.

I wish for a tofurky sandwich. (no zombie tofurkies please)

Granted but as soon as you eat it it magicly becomes real turkey

Granted, you're dead.

I wish I'd brought the firewood in out of the rain.

Granted its now raining in your house rather than outside

I wish I was a gennie!

 

[fishcatch22]

Granted but as soon as you eat it it magicly becomes real turkey


Granted its now raining in your house rather than outside

I wish I was a gennie!

granted but you must live in a lamp and serve bill clinton for the rest of your life.

I wish cannabis went extinct.

 

[jessicar613]

I wish I was a gennie!

Granted, but now your *** is stuck in a bottle for eternity. lol

I wish I could sleep!

 

[fish_freak]

granted but you must live in a lamp and serve bill clinton for the rest of your life.

I wish cannbis went extinct.

Oh yes I would love to serve Bill he is my Hero!!! Imagine the stuff you would see!

Granted but now everyone does crack and the whole society is falling apart because there is no more lesiure drug that isn't addicting.

I wish I didnt drink two cokes so I could go to bed.

EDIT :Jessica and I almost have the same wish so they can be combined lol.