granted, you find out that cigarettes contain Urea (they really do) and that you've been smoking urine filled cancer sticks this whole time. You then finally make the decision to quit smoking once and for all so you can live a long and prosperous life. You get hit by a bus the next day.
Not Another GCC game.....the Corrupted Wish Game.
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granted but you get slapped with a "smoking is bad" paddle for each puff
i wish i could time travel
i wish i could time travel
Granted, but you can only travel to the year 1342, and when you arrive, you will be stranded on an island full of cannibals. Enjoy your time travel.
I wish I didn't have this **** headache anymore.
Granted, you overdose on Tylenol trying to rid yourself of your migraine. CNN features your autopsy as their main story for the next 3 weeks and the nation waits on the edge of their seat for the results.
I wish Shannon at work would finally come to terms that I am the man of her dreams.
For those who didn't get my long response on the last page, it was referring to the 7 year Tribulation in the bible. AKA Apocolips.
For those who didn't get my long response on the last page, it was referring to the 7 year Tribulation in the bible. AKA Apocolips.
Granted: Shannon does come to realize that you are the man of her dreams but too late you were abducted by aliens :joe: :joe: :joe: I wish that there could have happiness every day in this world:dance2:
Pfffhaha thats funny, Shannon and I work for NASA!
"I wish that there could have happiness every day in this world"
Granted, an alternative to gasoline designed to save fossil fuels forms an unexpected byproduct. After long term exposer, a strong euphoria slowly enlightens everyone in the world. Another side effect, massive brain damage, turns everyone into happy mindless zombies. Ignorance is bliss?
"I wish that there could have happiness every day in this world"
Granted, an alternative to gasoline designed to save fossil fuels forms an unexpected byproduct. After long term exposer, a strong euphoria slowly enlightens everyone in the world. Another side effect, massive brain damage, turns everyone into happy mindless zombies. Ignorance is bliss?
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and i truely hope your wish does come true because most good men are hard to come by and i am one of the fornunate ones (as most of the other girls would say they are too and it would be true for them too) here to have one. if she doesnt have a boyfriend just start asking her out for coffee and who knows ya both might be abducted by aliens and inhabit your own planet. and i didnt know ya worked for nasa pretty cool you didnt make a wish again
I wish the fiberglass splinter I just jammed deep under my skin while patching a board would come out.
granted..what you didnt know was the fiberglass splinter pierced into a major artery and has stopped it from bleeding. when you took it out..blood is gushing out couple ounches per minute. luckily you were rushed to the hospital in time and your life was spared.
i wish i had a better job.
