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He's a clean fly, I promise...No germs. :laugh: Don't tell me ya'll never heard of a bar fly?!?
 
"ah, but we can spot the flies", Doll says, "they'll never be able to keep their wings covered all the time, just ask Sharky". "Lila dear", Doll continues, "remember before Sharky let his fin show? We have girl-power with hc to back us up."
 
Nursie is nursing a drink in the corner after the lack of enthusiastic reception for her fledgling singing career. She knew what the hippies were smoking right away...medical training you know :D . And she recognized the cops from hanging out in ER...those guys know how to party!! Yessiree...I've shut down the bar quite a few times partying with them...no ticket if you party with the cops :thm: .

What is that great smell coming from the kitchen?? Wow...maybe I'll get food for supper instead of another drink. Wait a min...where did that truckload of flounder that Slappy had? Hmmmm....eating fish here may not be a good idea.

It's getting dark out. Nursie goes over to the window and looks out.....
 
She notices slappy's truck is now in the back alley, next to the kitchen door. "hmmmmm" she thinks to herself, just what is he doing in the back now?" Lila meets him out there and is holding a bundle, "coould it be?" she thinks, "could Slappy be in cohoots with Lila for some reason? Maybe, but for what?" Nursie tries to listen and see if she can spot anymore people at the mystery-truck.
 
She looks around...I need someone else to see whatever is going on..."Psst..Doll...come see this", and motions her over to the window..trying to stay out of view. Doll strolls over, and Nursie points out the window. "Be careful so they don't see you. This all looks rather...fishy. can you make out what they are saying?"
"We could go outside..pretend to have a argument..or look at something..and eavesdrop. I've got it...maybe some of Joe's aliens are up and we need to look". ...
 
At the word aliens windeindoiel jumps up, knocking all the drinks in the area over, and shrieks "What?? Aliens!!". Everyone in the bar turns to look at her. She catches the look Nursie and Doll are giving her and sits down sheepishly, trying to clean up the mess she's made and apologizing profusely.
 
Judge decides its time her incerdible acting ability comes in handy ..she srtrolls up to the girls and offers a helping hand first she tells nursie that she was a wonderfull singer ..just a bad song as says next time lets do a duet ,,,when she thinks no one is listening ..she wispers quietly to nursie and doll..then she stumbles out the door ..."boy yoush ..think ..yoush know hwere the basthroom ..ish?"stumbling into the alley ...half leaning half falling i ..stumble up to the truck...i fake a gag ...and hope i am convincing ....as i look stuptified at the package ....they tell me i am a **** drunk and to go ...so i stumble back in ....laughing hysterically .....wonder why everyone was so curious about that....
 
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..."what the h*ll?" Odie heads towards the back door hearing the commotion out back, unaware of the secret dealings between Lila and Slappy...

...all day and evening it's been one 'event' or another out in the bar. From firemen in various stages of dress, dope smokin' long hairs (yeah I remember that smell quite well), to what I could swear was some sort of alien incident. Well there was the pot smoke, that part could just be in my head, then again...? And now it sounds like some **** drunk out in the alley. I guess it is nearly the full moon but geez!...

...by the time he opens the back door, Odie sees someone apparently stumbling back through the door to the bar. Then, quite clearly in the light of the moon, he sees the two of them by Slappy's truck. It's been said that Slappy always carries a little something extra besides flounder on his truck, maybe Lila's interested in this extra? Hope she's not into anything she can't handle. Yeah, who am I kidding, she's pretty tough. Besides she doesn't need me second guessing. Dang, just thinking of those eyes and I remember my place, the obediant servant. With my luck she's just after flounder and wants some late night fish and chips...

..."oh man!!!" The smoking pan on the burner quickly diverts his attention...
 
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