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...several fine looking women across the room looking at him like he's a big box of candy and they want a bite...yummmm!!
He turns to Lila and says "Miller lite....stirred not shaken."
 
"thanks lila"

while sipping on his miller lite he looks down at the flounder and notices that he hasnt cracked his beer yet. "Here ya go little buddy" flyfly says as he cracks the beer.

But lila must have shaken that one! Miller light goes spraying every where, soaking everybody in the bar that wasnt wearing a plastic poncho! It just kept going, like a scene out of a Mel Brooks film!

finally, the shaken not stirred miller light slows to a drip. flyfly wipes the foam off his brow and peers around the bar with his puppydog eyes (to lessen the aggresion) and cant believe what he saw.

No, it wasnt plastic ponchos.
 
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judge walks in after her refreshing bath just in time to get soaked by beer...thinking this maybe a rowdy night i mumble something about rather smelling like beer than fish ...everyone is starring at something ...but i pay no mind and walk up and sit next to a flounder ..I say hi but it doesnt answer..the smelly guy who soaked me with beer does , ...hi, he says ..i am fly ...fly fly...everyone busts up laughing ..and i am still muttering about smelling like beer ...nursie is rolling with laughter as she tells me that she has heard its good for your hair.now i end up sitting here, still trying to figure out what the hell is so funny!
 
Happy beckons Lila to lean close and she does. He whispers something in her ear that results in a giggles. Suddenly, eyes open wide.

"Okay. Bar's closed. Everyone out . . . Now!"
 
Lila Boffins said:
Happy beckons Lila to lean close and she does. He whispers something in her ear that results in a giggles. Suddenly, eyes open wide.

"Okay. Bar's closed. Everyone out . . . Now!"
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You heard the lady everybody, Bar is closed time to hit the road. And I will follow you.
 
"Now sweets you don't have to close the bar Doll and I can handle any rowdies that come in and you can use my place for as long as you like, I have lots of toys you can play with.................................................scrabble, a couple decks of cards, monopoly, chinese checkers oh the list goes on and on :D
 
"yeah, you and happy go take a break, GEL and I got this covered, Lila... We can't close this place yet, not with flyfly finally showing, we need to question the flouder about a few things and under the circumstances, I think it might be better if no one left at this point", says Doll as ahe grabs slappy by the collar, "just where do you think you're going, Mr. Ford Ranger?"....
 
Slides on over to the corner of the bar ,watching Doll practice her rodeo bar bouncer roping on Slappy.Ducks out of the way as she twirls the rope around in the air.
 
"sooooo Sharkey" purrs GEL what will you have big boy (as she slides behind the bar counter, waving good bye to happy and lila as they leave
 
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"sooooo Sharkey" purrs GEL what will you have big boy (as she slides behind the bar counter, waving good bye to happy and lila as they leave
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I'll take a Long Island Iced Tea...................Looking around the bar Mav notices that it is starting to empty out and that he could be out numbered shortly.
 
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