Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[cam191919]

disny land.

if your in a race, and you pass the person in seconed, what place r u in

 

[Lady G]

Firsted

Why would you run a race?

 

[Reddog80p]

Because you cant walk talk a race :raspberry:

Why is grass green?

 

[Lady G]

Because it would just be weird to have pink grass

Why are pools so hard to keep clean

 

[Reddog80p]

Mine isn't!!

Why do chicks get suntans?

 

[Lady G]

Because they are in the sun

Why do dogs never want to give the ball back

 

[daayda3]

ooppsss... wrrooong thread

 

[excuzzzeme]

Because they had to work to get it from you to begin with!

What's the difference between a hare and a rabbit?

 

[Tongue33]

5 letters

If I stick my python in my tank for a water change wont it drown?

 

[pistolpete3521]

Not if you change ALL the water.

Why won't my HOB filter play tapes?