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Because he wanted a pimp hat instead.

Why would he want a pimp hat?
 
so we can spend it
why cant everything be cheap
 
because then we would have to melt the statue of liberty to make more pennys

why do snakes...... like ..................... granny smith apples?
 
i never knew that so i will try and tell u later
why do snakes have no legs?
 
The kind you eat!!!

Why do birds have to be so loud sometimes
 
because frogs taste like chiken legs
why eat chiken when frog taste just like it?
 
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