Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[xsdbs]

because they should have been fishing
why do tigers roar

 

[emptywallet]

because they cant be quiet
why do zoo animals seem like they want to beat you up?

 

[xsdbs]

becaus they want to drive the mercedes
why do we say good night

 

[emptywallet]

because bad night sounds mean and we wanna be polite
why do people say good morning when you just wake up and its raining outside?

 

[xsdbs]

because, depending on who is next to you, it could be good

why aren't lemons blue

 

[emptywallet]

because then lemonade would be blue and blue is the color of water and lemons dont like being posers
why are oranges called oranges and grapes not called purples?

 

[xsdbs]

well, because some grapes are green


why am I not working

 

[emptywallet]

because your a slacker and you dont get paid enough for slacking off
why am i up at 12:22 AM posting on AC?

 

[xsdbs]

because your wife is snoring and no fun
when will the dinosoars come back

 

[emptywallet]

when i get married lol
why will dinos come back?