Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

because we're too busy jabbering with our mouths to use our lips.

why is RED bull yellow?
 
ummm the liquid comes from a red bull... they didn't say the eventual progression of the fluid would be red. ewwwwww

Why don't turtles sing instead of croak?
 
I would win the fight

Whats heavier one pount of feathers or one pound of sugar?
 
So the mail man knows when to run.

Why do spiders have 8 legs?
 
Cause if they have 4 eaten off by hungry birds then the spider can still run away.

Why is water wet?
 
because if it was dry it would be flour.

why cant i jump out the window and fly like peter pan?
 
ur missing faith trust and a little pixie dust

are piano keys balck and white?
 
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