Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

the light would go to hawaii on a vacation.

what happens if you burn a cd too much?
 
It turns into bacon

Why does a pig, that lives in the mud taste so darn good?
 
Because they are in fighter bomber training..

Who created time and why are we always trying to beat time?
 
Time was created by smart midgets, We try to beat it cus were mad.

Why are Midgets short?
 
They aren't short, everyone else is tall.

Why does bacon sizzle?
 
Thats not sizzling it's the bacon crying.

Why do babies cry?
 
Because they don't have TV for entertainment

Why do we write with our hands?
 
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