Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[cam191919]

......... sham wow. it dries stuff, but gets wet doing it

do you yawn in your sleep?
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[Lady G]

Not sure...since I'm sleeping

Do you talk in your sleep

 

[Slappy*McFish]

I sleep when I'm talking..

What exactly is a 'stupid' answer?

 

[krytan]

Syrup and eggs.

How many cows can you fit into a telephone box?

 

[Slappy*McFish]

8,479,662

What is a phone box?

 

[krytan]

A box with phone in. http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgu...s&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=3&ct=image&cd=1

Why does toast always land butter side down?

 

[Slappy*McFish]

Because it's strapped to the cat's feet....butter side down.

why do cats wear toast shoes?

 

[krytan]

To surprise the mice with.

Why are elephants scared of mice?

 

[Slappy*McFish]

Because mice are ferocious killers.

Why do elephants stomp around?

 

[krytan]

To squish killer mice.

Are there mice on the moon?