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No, the moon is made of cheese. If there were mice, then we'd have no moon. Duh!

Why isn't there a 'woman in the moon'? The 'man in the moon' must get lonely.
 
Because someone put Parmesan in them when you weren't looking.

Why to we all keep posting here?
 
Well, no....

Have you ever heard a wolf fish howl?
 
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