Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[krytan]

Because your not using it properly.

Why do chairs have four legs?

 

[cam191919]

they were invented by a camel

what is the right way to absorb water?

 

[krytan]

Orally.

If a fly is called a fly because it can fly, why is a fish not called a swim?

 

[catnipgal]

water is not always clear

Hey all. I seen this on another forum and it looked fun. Basically you ask a stupid question and the next person gives a stupid answer. I'll go first.

Why is water clear?

Ever see the Chicago River? That water isn't clear.

But Lake Michigan's water is clear and they feed into each other.

Now that is confusing.

 

[cam191919]

because then going swimming would involve a rod and a reel

what just happened above me?

 

[krytan]

Somebody got confused.

How many people are going to post after me?

 

[Lupin]

Only me maybe.

Why are unicorns rare?

 

[excuzzzeme]

Because people hoard them.

Why don't you fall off the earth when you are at the South Pole?

 

[Radar]

Because your feet are frozen to the ground.

Why is a ostrich's eye bigger than it's brain?

 

[Lupin]

Because the brain did not fit into the eye socket.

Why do snakes hiss?