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They become old and useless

Why can't snails have wings
 
Because I have them

Are you wanting to fly somewhere?
 
Ummm, well...where do you want me to take you?

Why don't dragonflys shoot fire?
 
Cali...cause then we can hit the MFK meeting!!

Should I make something quick for dinner?
 
Ummm, yeah:confused:

Where'd that come from?
 
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