Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

A tree

Why do you want me to forget it?
 
No...I like the moon

Why would you want it off
 
No reason.

Why do kids eat candy on Halloween?
 
because I said so.

When you are asleep is that what it is like to be dead ?
 
No, when your dead your awake somewhere else :lipssealedsmilie:

Why are pumpkins hairless?
 
Because the banana lord shaves them every night.

Why do people enjoying seeing other people in pain?
 
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