Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[powerkit]

always and never.
can you feel it?

 

[xsdbs]

not from over here
if you were here and now your not, where are you

 

[Dwarf Puffers]

Newfoundland

Why arent things randomish anymore?

 

[xsdbs]

because it's a New Year

why do kids say "why" so much

 

[Dwarf Puffers]

Because that's the only word you taught them.

Why am I so tired?

 

[xsdbs]

because the floor is hard
why do weekends go so fast

 

[kuhliloach]

because of pineapple


did you check your shoes for any illusive 3 ringed caktapuses before you went to bad last night?

 

[kuhliloach]

i do every time.

how come oranges aren't good at singing harmony?

 

[NeonFlux]

because oranges got acne

how come aliens just don't come and visit us??!

 

[kuhliloach]

they do, that's how i met my aunt.

when toasters are ice skating, why are they always third place in competitions?