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[cam191919]

because contrary to popular belief, hope doesnt float

can christmas lights be used underwater?

 

[BELLUM]

Yes but you have to be sitting in it.

How will Cam191919 taste extra crispy?

 

[kuhliloach]

with a pinch of salt and a wart on his toenail.

what happens when you put a can of coke in the microwave?

 

[xsdbs]

I don't know , try it

what happened to the coke in the microwave

 

[Damodred]

It got warm, obviously!

How far apart are mile markers?

 

[xsdbs]

oh about 5,280 feet

why are some drivers are just so :swear::swear::swear: UP

 

[starrystarstarr]

cause they cant drive
Why is a shoe called a shoe?

 

[BELLUM]

If a shoe was called a foot and it went on your feet then it would be to confusing. lol


IF seven elven is open 24/7 why does it have locks on it's doors?

 

[powerkit]

so they dont get robbed.
what kinda sense does that make?

 

[hoofadoo]

nonSENSE

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