Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[Juice]

when i get tired of giving stupid answers to stupid questions

Why do they serve a round pizza in a square box?

 

[dpenguinfish]

not all pizzas r circle

why r we doing this

 

[Dwarf Puffers]

Because we have no lives.

Why is everything so expensive?

 

[Juice]

Because lifes a B*tch & then you die.

Why do they call it alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi my name is __ and I'm an alcoholic" ??

 

[Bottomfeeder2]

cuz they figure youre drunk and wont notice

why...?

 

[FISHSHROD]

because you said so.

Why are you so sad ?

 

[Dwarf Puffers]

Because my house murdered my garage.

Attack of the buildings 3?!

 

[xsdbs]

Because my house murdered my garage.

Attack of the buildings 3?!

that must be NEW MATH because I only count 2 buildings

if you have a bag lunch, do you eat the bag too

 

[FISHSHROD]

yeah , you have to eat the bag to get to the rest of the food.

will we ever really know the truth ?

 

[dpenguinfish]

yes some of us already do

why is why why?