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cells eat something similar to zooplankton that your body naturally produces as an effect of photosynthesis. to increase your zooplankton production and cell growth, soak under the sun during the peak hours of the afternoon for 1-2 hours.

if bigger things attract smaller things as a result of gravitational force, then why didnt the beer i couldnt reach come to my hand when i wanted it?
 
Because the force isn't strong enough with you.


if bigger things attract smaller things as a result of gravitational force, then why didn't the money I used come back to my hand when I wanted it?
 
tesla coil.

Where is next week ?
 
Because Magnum's are better than Volkswagen's.
If two trains leave two different stations at two different times traveling two different distances, then why is it that some people still drive cars?
 
because volkswagens weren't named after a contraceptive.

why is sour milk good, but sour cream better?
 
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