Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[Fungi]

Because they never got the message "Try Hugs, Not Drugs"

Why is procrastination so easy?

 

[FISHSHROD]

because it's nothing you're kooking forward to.

why put off today what you can do tomorrow ?

 

[jpappy789]

because you can...

why doesnt money grow on trees?

 

[wataugachicken]

because if it did, nobody would grow fruit.

why does my cat bite me?

 

[Lupin]

Because she hates you.:grinyes:

Why was the movie's name, Bats designed in an upside down manner?

 

[clown-lover]

So the bats watching it could read the title

Why are the "only" things we "have" to do are Pay Taxes and Die?

 

[kuhliloach]

because you forgot how to eat


why does your skin wrinkle faster than an apples?

 

[jpappy789]

because apples use better skin treatment products...

how did they come up with pigs "oinking"?

 

[kuhliloach]

i don't know, what's an oink?

 

[Gracecat]

The parts only hungry people eat.

Why do cow's moo and horses neigh?