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the 'a', the 'r' and 'i' are smaller letters so they're not as major


Why do some people need glasses?
 
because flying is faster.. um duh... (in my favorite daayda3 voice)

What is the purpose of clouds?
 
Because they haven't been taught to play cube


Why is every pre-written message-enclosed card horribly tacky?
 
Because if it was cold it would freeze.


Why is there a bigfoot hiding behind you right now ?
 
to replace the radial phones...

where did atnixon go?
 
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