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[MYname]

because everything you typ is being viewed by a secret underground orgonization before it is sent to your computer screen

why is the caPSLOCK KEY RIGHT BESIDE THE A KEY ONE OF THE MOST USED LETTERS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND WHY IS IT Abnormaly large for a computer key

 

[WeedCali]

because microsoft sam said it HAD to be that way.

Where are we going?

 

[TankHobbyist]

with the flow

why do we park in the drive way and drive in the parkway?

 

[Fishfriend1]

Because we're doing it wrong.

like the pic?

 

[H2Ogal]

That's a pic? I thought it was a cat.

Why do cats have whiskers?

 

[xsdbs]

to use as curb feelers when running from the dog.

what do fish think when they stare outside the tank

 

[H2Ogal]

"Food, food, where's the food?"

Why do so many seafood restaurants have display tanks?

 

[MYname]

because fish tanks are awesome
what do fish think when food rains down from the sky for them

 

[xsdbs]

they think the sky is falling

if corn has ears and potatoes have eyes what does lettuce have

 

[tyler79durdan]

A head...

Why doesnt ketchup come in mustard shaped bottles?