Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[Jspigs]

Because people designed the ketchup bottle wrong.

Why are wheels round?

 

[xsdbs]

beause squares don't roll

why is a jelly doughnut a doughnut when it doesn't have nuts

 

[Jspigs]

Because it has dough in it.

Why do light bulbs get bright?

 

[fish-n-chips]

Because they have alot of ideas

why did it take 90+ years for someone to figure out that the definition of "siphon" is incorrect in dictionaries

 

[xsdbs]

because they were waiting for the email to look into it

if you drink 32 ounces of water, how long are you 2 lbs heavier

 

[Jspigs]

It depends on when you eat next.

Why are circles round and squares are not?

 

[Jspigs]

This is only a BUMP. Please continue the game from the previous post.

 

[latdow]

Because they're cool like that.

why don't fish live on land?

 

[Jspigs]

Because they don't have legs.

Why does this thread keep dieing?

 

[Piranha86]

Because it has a chronic condition.

Why is George's mother the only good actress on George Lopez?