Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

Because it sits on your lap.

Why do fish Respire oxygen but live underwater?
 
because fish are weird.

Why are fish weird?
 
because if they were normal, we would be weird


why do crayfish have to be murderers?
 
because its not good.

why am i actually doing this?
 
coz u have nothing else to do...
why is my cat staring at the ceiling when theres nothing there?
 
Because they need the electrolytes.

Why did I almost forget to post a question?
 
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