Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[Jspigs]

Because you tasted the wrong plant.

Why does aquaclear filter foam smell good when it is new?

 

[funkman262]

Because I haven't had a chance to poop on it yet.

Who is Chuck Norris?

 

[GuppyGirl1230]

Who?

What does beige smell like?

 

[FSM]

had a chance to poop on it

Who?

What does beige smell like?

that depends

has funkman

had a chance to poop on it yet

?

 

[67chevelle]

What does beige smell like?

Corduroy.

Why is Lady Gaga relevant in today's culture?

 

[funkman262]

Because she reminds us of how Darwinism no longer plays a role in the human species.

Why is a donut hole more like a ball and not actually a hole at all?

 

[Gill Roy]

Because the whole thing is overrated.

What is the meaning of life?

 

[Callmeconfused]

42

Why do animals stare at walls?

 

[funkman262]

Because many people don't realize that animals can see through walls.

What does light taste like?

 

[Jspigs]

The opposite of dark.

Why does salt taste salty?