Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[jpappy789]

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fire

do they have cookies in heaven? if so, what kind???

 

[Bk718]

chocolate chip

what kind of cookies are in hell?

 

[Lupin]

Cookies colored with red food coloring.

Why does rainbow have seven colors?

 

[Lady G]

Because 8 would be to many and 6 not enough! Plus 7 is a "lucky" number..hence the pot of gold at the end!!!

Why are things that are so bad seem so good???

 

[Lupin]

Because Lady Luck is smiling at us.

Why do we eat bacon?

 

[Lady G]

Because it is YUMMY!!

Has anyone ever really broke their jaw with a "Jaw breaker"?

 

[Lupin]

LOL..Not me.

Has anyone slipped off the ice before?

 

[The Zigman]

no, but I saw a guy fall up the stairs once before.

Why is yellow white-out (liquid paper) not called yellow-out?

 

[jpappy789]

because that sounds funny

why are vaccum cleaners so loud?

 

[Gracecat]

Because dirt is noisy.

Why does my dojo loach demand to live in the filter? (No it hasn't killed him, yet)