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[jpappy789]

because he like it...its cozy

why doe smy camera refuse to focus?

 

[Gracecat]

It's giving your images a slightly Impressionistic quality. Are you laying it on any Monet literature or coffeetable books by chance?

How do I get one pregnant killifish out of a 150 gallon tank?

 

[jpappy789]

poor luck

why do shiney objects amuse me?

 

[Gracecat]

SHINIES! Umm, because.... because you have a great big light in your avatar.

Why am I so mouthy?

 

[jpappy789]

because you have an abnormaly large mouth

why is it so fun to be right?

 

[kuhliloach]

because it's not fun to be wrong.

why havent i eaten breakfest yet?

 

[Gracecat]

Because it's even more fun for others when you're wrong.

Why..... oh shoot. The boychild has unhooked my ph monitor.

Why did I give birth to a heathen?

Looks like I'm done for the day. LOL

 

[kuhliloach]

because it might turn out to be the next president


why are rulers 12 inches long?

 

[jpappy789]

because otherwise they would be useless in finding out feet

why do hyenas laugh?

 

[kuhliloach]

because you looked at them wearing a bacon mustache.


why is it that todays the last day of the weekend?