Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

Just because OK...accept it!

How is clear a color?
 
They are "the others"

Why do great danes think they should sit on your lap
 
Because they have itty bitty brains in big bodies, where as poodles have huge brains squished silly into stupidville because they have itty bitty heads.

Why do blood hounds have floppy jowls? (It is called jowls right?)
 
so they can flap when they run!!!

Why can't we just sleep in on cold days
 
because we are too lazy to make up an excuse for getting out of work!

why do we exist?
 
to keep fish

why are tank setups so expensive?
 
because companies believe fish keeping is an luxury and not the reason for existance as explained above!

Why have aliens not abducted me yet? :P
 
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