Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[jpappy789]

No.......................

Why would you ask?

 

[boofish2]

because I'm a stalker.
why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

 

[jpappy789]

Because you are the reincarnation of the birdman

why do turkeys gobble?

 

[boofish2]

they don't really, it's just our pathetic impersonation of them.
Is pappy really a pappy?

 

[Coral Keeper]

Yes!

Why can't the fish talk?

 

[jpappy789]

nope

edit: too slow...depends on what your definition of 'talking' is

why does rambo feel the need to blow things up unecessarily?

 

[boofish2]

well his name aint Wuss-Bo is it?!!?
Why is it not what you know but who you know?

 

[jpappy789]

because connections are EVERYthing

why does an appl a day keep the doctor away?

 

[Bk718]

doctors dont like apples..

will this thread ever stop?

 

[Lady G]

Not until all stupid questions are answered!

Why do some ppl just give off such a "creepy" feel?