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'cause they're actually a bunch of wooly caterpillairs glued together so they crawl off your head.

why haven't you replaced the whipped cream with shaving cream yet?
 
cause i dont like eating shaving cream


why do frogs croak
 
to be cause you can play the to be like a tuba.


do tatoos dance like the hairs on you arms?
 
no cause they dont stand up


why do millipedes have so many legs
 
only if you layer it

why do frogs hop and toads walk
 
they don't


Why does rain make people happy
 
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