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[Grins]

Because one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

If stuffing is stuffing because it is stuffed and cooked inside the turkey, why is the turkey not wearing a gown made out of breadcrumbs for what is called dressing?

 

[kuhliloach]

because then you would have to put turkey on your salad


what night are the oscar awards?

 

[FISHSHROD]

A month of Sundays ago.


Why do people have to be in such a hurry like there's no tomorrow ?

 

[IceH2O]

Because there might not be one.

Why do old people drive so slow when they are the ones most likely to not live long enough to make it to their destination.

 

[Grins]

Because 1/2 the fun of growing old is doing what you want and ticking others off.

Why does rain fall down?

 

[Lady G]

Because the clouds are not on the ground

Why blame others for you own personal doings

 

[bkw1982]

cause the devil made me do it

why do they call em fingers if i never seen em "fing"

 

[Lady G]

Thats the beauty of it...you never SEE it happen!

Why can't you lick your own elbow?

 

[kuhliloach]

so close, just a few more inches!

is it possible to fall asleep while watching your fish?

 

[Lady G]

No...it is not!

Why is everyone reading this trying to lick thier elbow now..LOL!!!