Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[Lady G]

Because you are always following him

Why did the old woman swallow the fly

 

[Dwarf Puffers]

Because she had a frog in her throat

Where did my money go? I swear I had some yesterday...

 

[Lady G]

In my pocket!!!:silly:

Why do guys insist on wearing socks with sandles

 

[Chill]

So we don't have to cut our toe nails.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

 

[tiffanyfink]

23

If it takes a hen and a half, a day and a half, to lay an egg and a half - how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a tomatoe?

 

[Chill]

It depends on the size of the tomato and the lenght of the wooden leg but generally 13 and a half hours.

why did Jim Carey make that movie anyway?

 

[Lupin]

What movie?

How does Winnie the Pooh get all the hunny?

 

[Radar]

Because he has a nose for it.

Why does Lupin have a obsession with Pooh today?

 

[Chill]

He is seeking wisdom 'The Tao of Pooh'

What movie?

23 see prior post

Where's Waldo?

 

[Lupin]

He's under your table.

Why is Winnie the Pooh not real?