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OMG...Lup, because he is dead....I ran him over with a 4 wheeler when I was 10!

Is Lupies next avatar going to be Pooh???
 
" Not like Pooh, the most effortless Bear we've ever seen."
"Just How do you do it, Pooh?"
"Do What?" asked Pooh.
"Become so Effortless."
"I don't do much of anything," he said.
"But all those things of yours get done."
"They just sort of happen," he said" -The Tao of Pooh

Pooh cannot be explained.

How much did Waldo drink to get under the table?
 
I dunno, can't find him!
How come kids learn to go up stairs years before going downstairs?
 
Because they are lazy springs.

Why do some chickens lay brown eggs?
 
because they came out the poop chute .

Why is there daylight savings time
 
to distract you while they steal ur wallet


Where is the "any Key" on a keyboard?
 
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