Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

because 1 was to short

who put the pop in snap, crackle, pop?
 
The same person who put the ram in the ramalamading-dong

How long is a piece of string?
 
the same person who invented chair legs.

Why do we have to get up in the morning?
 
ballons

Why does the sun "shine" instead of "glow"?
 
Because it dosent equal 7

Why is a tree tall?
 
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