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They have nothing better to do

Why does everything that is bad for you taste so good?
 
its a secrete plot by the gov't to keep u fat and lazy

Where do babies come from
 
Drinkin everclear DUH!

Why does it have to be so cold!!!
 
Because cold weather is better than hot weather.

Why doesn't anyone want to buy my fish/plants?
 
cause dead plants/fish stink

Am i at the center of the universe
 
no you're in AC

why do i feel tired?
 
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