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[clown-lover]

because they do catrobics

who put the ribit in a frog?

 

[Lady G]

The frog maker of coarse!!

Why do cows have moo

 

[bkw1982]

they dont, they go moo


is chicken of the sea fish or chicken?

 

[Lady G]

LMAO!!!

Its a chicken fish!

Do buffalo really have wings we just can't see them???

 

[FtwayneFish]

They hide them under their fur!


Do rabbits really have cotton balls?

 

[Lady G]

Well, yeah...where else would cotton balls come from??

Why is it only adults have a hard time opening "child proff" items...

 

[kuhliloach]

becuase it says "child" only children can open them, any adults that can still have some child left in them.

why do plastic bags taste like plastic?

 

[Dwarf Puffers]

Because it's their survival instinct to have a bad taste, they really taste like candy.

Why are balloons so warm & hairy?

 

[kuhliloach]

what kind of baloons are you talking about?

do our shoes walk around the city by themselves when we're sleeping?

 

[Dangerdoll]

of course, but it's not really the shoes fault, it's in their soles

what are wam & hairy baloons?