Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

Because it is COLD and being cold gets OLD!!!

Why would Lupie want it to stay winter?
 
it's an evil conspiracy by the mighty alien overlord Xenu to cause conflict among man over hot dog buns, plunging the world into chaos and making man ripe for enslavement..... MUUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Do I make too many over-the-top-humorous respones?
 
No, hu-uh...makes since to me???

If a turtle doesn't have a shell....is he homeless or naked?
 
Because it wants you to stay a AC!!

If a person with mutliple personalites threatens to kill them self...is it a "hostage" situation???
 
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what the heck time is it anyway
 
Well, it is 7:36 pm

Why do cats lick themselves soooo darn much?
 
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