Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

Because they think it's smart trying not to be stupid.

Why is everything so complicated?
 
its not, its just you dont understand

why dont some flowers smell
 
because they stink

Where were you yesterday ?
 
because the fast food companies have hypnotized you.

have you ever filled somebodys boots with canned corn before they wore them?
 
only if you wear them



why do wooley hats never stay in place
 
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