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so that when they go you have extra time to prepare for work


can a sticky note surpport your weight?
 
cause it would take forever to reach the surface to hear it


how come kids cartoons are still so appealing even after you grow up
 
because they want to come back and haunt you, shaggy and scooby want your brains!


what happens when a stapler turns inside out?
 
because it's better than being awake


why do telephnes only ring when someone is calling?
 
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