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ropes have gained their own inteligence from constant modifiying by people. we should have seen this coming

why do lemons taste so spicy salty good
 
Because they are made of sugar...:D

why do people call female dogs B*#@&?
 
because sugar beets haven't existed for millenia and will not return to the human race until the sun goes out!
What makes coffee black?
 
cus some fat guy thought it would be cool to plant a toy car to see if a real one would grow

why is the best sumo wrestler mongolian, and not japanese?
 
um...cause he was born in Mongolia not Japan

Why does the water and sky have to be blue...how come it cant be like purple and orange...or red and silver?
 
Because red is already blood, silver is already mercury, orange is already orange juice, and purple...well purple's special!


Why can't we fly?
 
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