Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[xsdbs]

because the colors dont add up

if pare is made from trees why doesn't it have knot holes

 

[Silverfox91429]

because i cut the knot holes out
if someone asks you
if a tree falls in a forest and nobody hears, does it make a sound?
and you answer yes, What were u doing out in the middle of the woods?

 

[cam191919]

bakin sweet apple pie for the grand children, duh

if a tree falls in the woods, and it lands on a gopher, does the sound the gopher makes awake the cloud people?

 

[xsdbs]

of course not, it wasn't thunder
why do pimples have a head but no neck

 

[krazy4country]

cuz they dont duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

why do kittens have to be cute?????

 

[unvmyplecos]

cause they gotta catch your love b4 they turn evil....

why is my fishtank only a 10g.????

 

[xsdbs]

because 10 gallons is perfect for a pony keg

why do people say "Thank God its Friday" when its only 2 days till monday

 

[FISHSHROD]

because Monday Night Football .

Why do peolewwd hfhkjks wedee ffffd all the time ?

 

[kamikaze_fish]

Because best buy wouldn't fix your keyboard

How long does it take for a bullet to reach the sky?

 

[xsdbs]

it can't reach the sky, it doesn't have arms

why do car manufacturers put turn signals on cars