Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[Jspigs]

why is rain wet?

Because it's not dry!

how does a cow say moo?

 

[theicequeen]

he opens his mouth and out it comes.


why do cats chase mice?

 

[RazzleFish]

because dogs chase cats.

Why are fish called fish?

 

[thebetta]

because adam said so
why does petsmart sell pets

 

[FindingBlemo]

Becase it's a mart of pets.

Why can't I spell?

 

[RazzleFish]

Because if you could you wouldn't ask that question.

Why can't I think of a stupid question?

 

[Jspigs]

Why can't I think of a stupid question?

Because you are not stupid.

Why did my Betta just build a bubble nest?

 

[ayra321]

cause hes trying to imply he has manly needs
why did i lick a couch?

 

[Jspigs]

why did i lick a couch?

You licked a couch because it looked tasty.

What does a chicken say when it tries to fly?

 

[FindingBlemo]

"I think I can, I think I can, I think I can. And the little chicken that could."

Why did I just quote a children's book?