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[theicequeen]

because he is twisted like a tornado.

Why do I try to get all my tanks and the guinea pig cage done all in the same day. ?whew Im tired now.

 

[xsdbs]

so you can sleep well all night
why is mickey mouse taller in person than he is on tv

 

[theicequeen]

they have to shrink him so he can fit in the TV.

How come catfish aren't fluffy and cute like a cat?

 

[xsdbs]

because they don't eat mice

do Spanish peanuts come from Spanish dirt

 

[theicequeen]

HHMMMM ... I dont know.


Why doesnt the rum stay in my glass for very long??

 

[Adroit]

Its not rum, its actually cow urine

What makes a dog wag it's tail?

 

[naliel]

A big bone.
Why I cant pet a fish?

 

[theicequeen]

because they will think your finger is a worm and try to eat it!

Does the light in the fridge stay on after you close the door, or does the little penguin come out and turn it off?

 

[Bottomfeeder2]

It's actually a Puffin.

Why do we have to eat food?

 

[naliel]

I don't know, I just eat it.
Why santa has long hair?