Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[xsdbs]

the toilet water would rotate in the opposite direction and go upward


how did they do that

 

[Jspigs]

Same way they did everything else.

Why is concrete gray?

 

[xsdbs]

because THEY liked the look of gray skies and wanted it to match,

do auto pilots ever sleep

 

[NilsBaees]

duh, everyone sleeps

why is math hard

 

[Hairechest]

Math is hard because science is frozen.
How do ceilings resist gravity?

 

[theicequeen]

Because there are a bunch of STUDS holding it up.


Why cant I touch the sky?

 

[xsdbs]

because you are doing handstands
does gravity knock when you are doing handstands

 

[WeedCali]

No, it cant find the door.

What kind of cheese are they refering to while taking a picture?

 

[chefjamesscott]

hopefully not the kind you cut

have you every stayed up all night wondering where the sun went

 

[xsdbs]

of course not because when you stay up all night the sun is still there when you go back outside

why is ice cream better with a bigger spoon