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the exsistence of all that is good pure and made of bacon will disappear!!!
i now realize the burden that rests upon my shoulders!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the pineapple of the past present future and time must be retrieved from the past clutches of the robot-zombie ninja -bear and given to the present robot-zombie ninja -bear so that the future me can save it!


but then what is the purpose of this imposter pineapple that sits beside me?
 
The pineapple is to look attractive to the robot-zombie ninja -bear to keep the robot-zombie ninja -bear from mating with the sock because if he does then there would be an army of the robot-zombie ninja -bear terrorizing us all because you DO know that they can have up to 1,000 robot-zombie ninja -beardren in each litter.


can MR. Wizard help us out of this mess

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no because a turtle becoming a cowboy is completely illogical!

arent we trying to keep the pineapple away from the robot-zombie-ninja-bear so he cant use it for evil?
 
the evil has become us and becoming of evil will become him in the becoming of fruits, applesauce, evil and pleasure becomes the answer to the future, then the past and henceforth the present. why do we speak of the present you say? why because it is the present that we must offer in the future to get through the past. if the bow on the present is red and not pink though bliss will reign over terror. in this case bliss will be the live bearer of all terror to come... in the past making our present the future and ruining the space time continuum which will then set our universe in a downward spiral to land on top of the galaxy and directly on top of the milky way. to tie this all in together we must offer chocolate milk to the gods of evil less they beget us and release all bliss to bear the fruit of the unknown which leads to the all being. this is why the pineapple is so important.

the part i don't get is why aren't cherries impartial?
 
The cherries have been in too many martinis and all that alcohol has made them aggressive!

How many Oscars can I keep in my 5 gallon tank?
 
because he is purty

why is the bow have to be pink on the present?does it deter the robot-zombie-ninja-bear?
 
No it does not deter because it is a combination of two cool things when one is wearing rose colored glasses. Two cool pink things to be exact will not deter.

Why will two cool pink things not deter?
 
im guessing because the pink is not his weakness.
so wait ,my pineapple is wearing rose colored glasses?
 
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