Your storys are funnier than mine! Lol
I've had an issue with those huge flying bugs, I call them male mosquitoes, but I think they are really called mayflies. They like to fly at my face when my hands are in the tank. I have to step on a chair in order to do it, so you can imagine how many times I've almost fallen on my butt and how much wonderful language I have used. I just wish my cat was good for something! She sees a bug and just looks at it like 'oh, well would you look at that...'. Bugs just creep me out in general, I see one in the house, and I feel like they are all crawling on me