Wear one of those ribbed, tank-top undershirts with pizza stains, black out a tooth, leave the hair and scraggly beard as normal. When the judge asks you how you plead, say, "I weren't speedin' yerronner," in your best Deputy Dog accent possible.
Seriously, shave, shower, dress nicely, be respectful and polite. Secondly, where do you people live that you have to go to court for a traffic ticket? We just sign the back "no contest" and pay the fine...
Seriously, shave, shower, dress nicely, be respectful and polite. Secondly, where do you people live that you have to go to court for a traffic ticket? We just sign the back "no contest" and pay the fine...