fish pickup lines

[xsdbs]

whats your turn over rate sweetheart,
wanna check out my flow

 

[marinkafuschia]

Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.

 

[xsdbs]

Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.

why thanks for the thought. (chuckle, chuckle)

 

[marinkafuschia]

ok this ones kinda bad....

can I fish in your pond? all the other seem to be dry or closed...

 

[Hebily]

May I stock your pond?

 

[marinkafuschia]

^ oh man thats a good one! lol!
aww geez I love this thread!

 

[xsdbs]

whic whats in your tank, fresh or saltwater......

how's the clam doin'.....

you got some nice tanks there...

 

[Dwarf Puffers]

Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.

We have a finalist!

 

[austinpetemo]

lol im sure there is one that can be made out of "Lamprologus sexfaciatus"

 

[Hebily]

I love the ocean of your eyes!

or

I'd love to explore the depths of your sea.

there's another about eating an oyster and finding a pearl that is simply to dirty.