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[xsdbs]

I love the ocean of your eyes!

or

I'd love to explore the depths of your sea.

there's another about eating an oyster and finding a pearl that is simply to dirty.

UMM MAYBE BUT WOULDN'T IT BE CLEAN AFTER YOU FOUND IT :evil_lol::evil_lol:

 

[Deanthoreu]

So eaten any young lately?

 

[austinpetemo]

ok here we go. why dont you come on over and see my invert tank. maybe i can give you some crabs!

 

[xsdbs]

ok here we go. why dont you come on over and see my invert tank. maybe i can give you some crabs!

umm, no you can keep them
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does your clam close up at night?

 

[Hebily]

invert tank... is that a new position?

 

[xsdbs]

your parameters are looking great dear

 

[ChilDawg]

No plecostomus-related double entendres? I'm disappointed.

 

[Death Pony]

So eaten any young lately?

Yay cannibalism!!!

This one says enough: Wanna check out my candiru?
My killifish need a spawning mop, the wet season is fast approaching.

I'll probably think of more later.